This is a place were all my tales are told. You can also see some of the crazy shit I get involved in. Alot of these things are incredibly sarcastic but alot of them arent. Im not going to spend alot of time making this nice so here they are.



Two boys. Filled with courage,bravery, and gigantic testicales, set out on the adventures of there lives. They dident know were they were going, even if they would survive, but what they did know was that there was no turning back. This is there story.

Huck and Finn in the City
Huck (Cole Justice Fanning), and Finn(Matt Henson Belcher), woke up this morning. Neither of them knew what lay ahead. All they knew was there was an ahead. I huck will tell you one of the most amazing adventures anyone in this world has ever had, maybe even in Fort. Collins. Me and Finn (Matt Henson Belcher) obtained one of my floating apparatuses and set off for adventure. We came to the river. This is what I like to call the Fort. Collins river, or to me and Finn, the river of dreams. First off me and Finn filled up the apparatus and before we knew it we were off. Our first obstacle was the bridge. This was pretty creepy. There was a colony of bat/barn swallows. They kept flying out of there alien looking nests getting very, very, close to us. Soon enough we had scared them off and were heading out of the bridge. We were five minutes from the bridge when we saw some on looking locals. (Justin Durshim, Trevor Benta, and Steven Jackson) .A little ways after that we met our dear friends the Beasly family. (local ducks) , and our arch nemeses Leanard (also a local duck). Me and Finn sort of looked at these lovely creatures, as a sort of guides, guardian angels if you will. Any ways we were on smooth riding. This was the calm part of the trip. We entered the most dangerous area of all man kind. As we were entering the abyss we were blocked at the ssource. I saw a terrifying reminder of my first attempt at this river with my friend G. The USS A.S.S 1. Mixed with a huge muck of garbage and gigantic mushrooms. We went ashore and crossed the street, boat in hand we saw the river take a furious turn for the worst. Rapids the size of mother Teresa handbag. Boy were we scared. We noticed the local Wal-mart near by, but underneath was the real surprise. A tunnel that seemed to go on endless. Filled with spiders beyond belief and who knows what else. We decided that before we entered the unknown we would need a flashlight so we head on over with 2.50 $ in quarters. We saw the cheapest flashlight there and bought it. So we headed on down. We got on the raft and headed down at full speed. I mean speed it was fast as shit. We couldn't see three feet in front in us due to the extreme cheapness of the flashlight. We headed down wondering waiting hoping that maybe just maybe in the distance we would see a light. Instead we saw a refrigerator. We hopped over it and kept going. Faster and faster. The number of spiders seemed to multiply. It was a nightmare. Me and Finn looked at each other we could see the fear in the little amount overwhelming us. Suddenly like a boner in class, we saw the light. Hooray, hooray we shouted. As we came to a clearing we looked up noticing constructing workers yelling out friendly greetings. They knew we were heros. Thank you. So me and Finn were back on the open river. We could barely see in the horizon but I felt a slight change in the current we decided to look up ahead, and what we saw made me and Finn almost jizz in our shorts. Twice. There was a gigantic waterfall about ten maybe fifteen feet high. So we thought that we better call it quits. So we were on our way home when this lady asked if we needed a ride. So we said yes and we got home safely. We started out little virgin boys, we came out virgin men.



Fancy Free
This is one of those things that I kinda regret. OH well it was a moment of glory ill say that much. It was just a normal day and the crew of Gareth and Jarrett descided to take on a new mission. The consequences many. The prize a golden burrito. The mission. Run naked from point A to point B. I stripped down. I felt the cold win of danger wisp between my goods. I was off. When I almost reached my goal the princiapal of Webber Junior High (my former attendence location) was suprised at my recent flopping around of my lovely goods. I descided I needed a good stretch. I descided I was fucked then. Now im in the process of being punished. Was it worth it? I dont know really. It was a moment of glory though. A definate moment of glory.